Post by Silwyna on Jan 4, 2008 11:30:30 GMT 1
You might want to ignore this.
Once there was a nice little copier. He lived a happy life in the factory where he had been built. Everyone said what a wonderful, well working copier he was. He couldn't be more proud of himself.
Until the day the copier was finally sold to a small office with nice, caring people working there. He was even more happy to finally offer his help to the people instead of just standing around in the factory.
But on the way to this office, the copier was possessed by a demon. A very vicious, mean, horrible demon who's only meaning in life was to drive other people crazy.
And that's what the copier did from then on. Every day, every hour, for the rest of his life, he drove the people crazy. He jammed the paper, he signaled that there was no paper in him anymore when in truth it was still full of it. He destroyed important documents or simply refused to copy anything. And the worst of all: Whenever someone would come to repair him, he would act like he had when he still lived in the factory. He made the best copies in the world.
But as soon as the man to repair him left, he showed his evil face again.
And so, within in the time, he drove the nice, caring people in the small office crazy. And once he had send them all to the nuthouse, he went on to find his next victim.
Because of leasing contracts and the stinginess of so many people in the world, who rather buy used copier instead of new ones, he knew that his life would go on and on forever. Until even the last living person on earth would be driven crazy by him.
The nice little copier who had left the factory had turned into the most evil thing earth had ever seen. And there was no way to stop him.
Don't blame me for this. I warned you to ignore it.
The Evil Itself
Once there was a nice little copier. He lived a happy life in the factory where he had been built. Everyone said what a wonderful, well working copier he was. He couldn't be more proud of himself.
Until the day the copier was finally sold to a small office with nice, caring people working there. He was even more happy to finally offer his help to the people instead of just standing around in the factory.
But on the way to this office, the copier was possessed by a demon. A very vicious, mean, horrible demon who's only meaning in life was to drive other people crazy.
And that's what the copier did from then on. Every day, every hour, for the rest of his life, he drove the people crazy. He jammed the paper, he signaled that there was no paper in him anymore when in truth it was still full of it. He destroyed important documents or simply refused to copy anything. And the worst of all: Whenever someone would come to repair him, he would act like he had when he still lived in the factory. He made the best copies in the world.
But as soon as the man to repair him left, he showed his evil face again.
And so, within in the time, he drove the nice, caring people in the small office crazy. And once he had send them all to the nuthouse, he went on to find his next victim.
Because of leasing contracts and the stinginess of so many people in the world, who rather buy used copier instead of new ones, he knew that his life would go on and on forever. Until even the last living person on earth would be driven crazy by him.
The nice little copier who had left the factory had turned into the most evil thing earth had ever seen. And there was no way to stop him.
Don't blame me for this. I warned you to ignore it.